Mikey's on the bubble!

And so is Chas Anderson and David Strom and Margaret Martin. Just like the people who clean the restroom at the rest stops.

Here's Conclusion of Law #6 from Judge Kathleen Gearin's order appointing a special master to oversee the shutdown:

Is puppet master Brodkorb "core" or not? Someone will have to plead Mikey's case before Special Master Kathleen Blatz (a retired Supreme Court Chief Justice).

With a straight face.