Every once in a while, somebody comes along and lays the Perfect Twitter Egg. Sadly, these timeless beauties usually pass into history, nearly unnoticed. But here's one that perhaps won't suffer that fate.
But really, Sheila, $7.50 a bag is just the Good Lord's way of telling you not to feed you kids salty, extruded cheese food products.
Thanks to @aaronklemz for pointing this one out. And it wouldn't kill you to follow @blogspotdog, either.