Word comes that the next Survivor will divide the tribes by race. Spot was rooting for a Fundamentalist Island theme, with Islamic, Jewish, and Christian fundamentalists tribes. Points would be scored for "conversions" of rival tribe members to the respective True Faith of each tribe. There would also be periodic tests of faith for each group: handling snakes, dodging exploding cars, etc. The winning tribe would be the one with the last surviving, or maybe living, member.
Update: On reflection, Spot believes that the fundie Christians and Jews would gang up and kill the Muslims, and then the Christians and Jews would turn on each other. The Christians would argue that the Jews had to die to fulfil scriptures.
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