Saturday, August 18, 2007

Being Ted Stevens?

Boys and girls, ol' Spot reached into the job jar the other day, and boy, did he come up a big loser! The job was strip all the woodwork in the living room of the dog house, including the crown molding, the chair rail, the baseboards, windows, doorway arches, and one entire wall that consists of floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. This stuff hasn't seen the light of day since Spot's boy FDR was president. Spot'll be slaving over a hot heat gun for weeks.

It's almost enough to make Spot wish he was a Republican senator from Alaska.

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