Shorter George Bush

[flop sweat and deer-in-the-headlights look right at the beginning] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah MONEY POURED INTO THE US blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GOOD THING blah blah blah BAD THING blah blah blah FANNIE MAE blah blah blah blah blah blah GOVERNMENT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FREDDIE MAC blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah IRRESPONSIBLE BORROWERS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah PROBABLY MINORITIES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BOOOOOOOOO! HA! SKEERED JA! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GIVE US THE MONEY OR THE ECONOMY GETS IT [NOT THE MONEY OF COURSE] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah MY GOD, PLEASE GIVE US THE MONEY OR HISTORY WILL HANG THIS AROUND MY NECK LIKE THE WAR IN IRAQ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

God Bless.