And now, an ungrateful (and perhaps vengeful) nation sends her back, marked "Refused"
God decided to step out for a sack of groceries or maybe was playing cribbage with Lucifer, but whatever it was, he (or she, of course!) didn't deliver the miracle that Michele Bachmann predicted in the Iowa caucuses.
This is why it is so much better to explain that what happened is an act of God, not what will happen. The Good Lord apparently has a sense of humor and will screw you up every time, just for fun.
It is only around 8:30 PM on caucus night, but Fox News projects Bachmann to finish last among the candidates who campaigned in Iowa. But she'll clobber John Huntsman.