Spot is the last to the party on this one. Did you hear, boys and girls, that female Komodo dragons can produce offspring without a male Komodo dragon? Although they'll use one if he's handy. Go to Tild for an icon of the immaculate conception.
Spot cannot help imagining, though:
The young woman Komodo dragon comes home from college and says, "Mom and Dad, I'm going to lay some eggs."
"What? How did this happen?" shrieks the mother Komodo. "You know darn well how it happened!" snorts the father Komodo.
"I can't explain it," sobs the young one, "I wasn't fooling around, honest!"
"Right," says Dad, "Do you really expect us to believe that?"
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