Saturday, February 20, 2010

Woods investigation aided by forensic science!

A former FBI agent was brought in to the case to determine whether Tiger Woods was sincere at his press conference yesterday:

While Tiger Woods seemed honest and genuine during his long-awaited public statement Friday, his body language detracted from it by making it seem staged and over-rehearsed.

That, according to former FBI body language expert Joe Navarro, author of "Louder Than Words."

Navarro was, of course, part of the same bunch that helped thwart the underwear bomber.

If this doesn’t remind you of Bill Frist diagnosing Terry Schiavo long distance, you just aren’t paying attention.

Work is underway on a new circle in hell for journalists — and Spot uses that term generously — and network executives who think that feeding this moralistic sickness is in any way useful, or that it is anything other than an abuse of the public’s airwaves.

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