Here's the kind of middle school that conservatives could get behind:
Many Sheboygan residents may not be aware that there is an operating indoor shooting range in the basement of Urban Middle School. The Rec. Department offers gun safety classes and open target practice at the range. The bad news is that, since 1994, the range has not been properly cleaned or tested for lead levels. This means that lead has accumulated for 13 years in the range; therefore it is possible that range users have been exposed to dangerous levels of lead. [italics are Spot's]
What's the good news?