A case of justifiable homicide

Of a television set. Move along; nothing to see here:

Take Steven Cowan, who lives in Dane County, Wis. The guy watches Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars," flies into a rage, busts out a gun, blows away his TV, and then mounts a 15-hour stand-off with the local cops.

The issue? Bristol can't dance. Cowan sputtered to his wife that the only reason Bristol was on the show in the first place was that she was the daughter of failed vice presidential candidate and tea party queen Sarah Palin.
The judges on the show agree. They keep giving her lousy grades. But what do those elites know about dancing anyway? Real Americans evidently have taste and they've voted Bristol into the finals.

Photo from The Big Green L.com.