Wednesday, May 16, 2007

You can’t make this stuff up

Spot had no idea there was such a rift between Jerry Falwell and Fred "God hates fags" Phelps. But MEC at Mercury Rising says there is in a post titled Proof that 'Clueless' and 'Evil' are not Mutually Exclusive. Apparently Pastor Fred thinks that Falwell was way too inclusive in distributing God's love.

MEC relays Dan Savage' post in SLOG, which in turn links to the Westboro Baptist Church "press release" on Falwell's death. Here's a more from the horse's, er, mouth:

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

Perhaps he has heard someone call Jerry Falwell too liberal before, but Spot can't remember when.

In his travels through the South, Spot has been struck by the fact that you will see a clutch of little churches in a small town, often close together, and they will each be a Southern Baptist church. Apparently, some of them are adherents to Free-Willism, some are not, and perhaps some even like Billy Graham!

Anyway, Pastor Fred may get his shot at martyrdom if he shows up.

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