Your friend Spotty was a little distracted yesterday, boys and girls, so he didn't get around to reading Katie's mechanical scratchings. But then he read Charlie's post about them this morning, so Spot didn't even have to read Katie's column after all! Let's give the boy a hand!
The column is about character defects in the minority community and how we really don't need to spend money there, just teach the little tykes to sit up straight! That will be so much cheaper. Charlie performs the autopsy with precision.
Tag: Katie's a character