Friday, March 04, 2011

Indiana wants me!

indiana wants meLord, I can’t go back there. That’s a problem, of course, if you’re the Secretary of State:

Secretary of State Charlie White, the top election official in Indianapolis [meaning the Capitol of Indiana], is facing seven felony counts, including voter fraud, perjury and theft, all connected to what a prosecutor said was an attempt to hold on to his seat on the town council even though he was living outside of his designated district.

Spotty, is he a Democrat or a Republican?

What do you think, grasshopper?

According to the report, the Republican White has already admitted to the facts sufficient to constitute the offenses, unless he was insane.

Of course, Spotty, it isn’t against the law if you’re a Republican.

You know, grasshopper, you’re right, but Indiana has voter ID. It should have saved this man from his forgetfulness.

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