Saturday, December 17, 2005

White people are mutants!

Spotty has finally quit laughing long enough to type out this post. Here's a news flash:


It has been known for some time that the human race arose out of the Rift Valley in African. What scientists have recently discovered though, is that white people are the result of a genetic mutation, a gene defect in other words! Take that, Prussian Blue, you little Aryan shits.

The Washington Post reported yesterday that light skin pigmentation arose in a single individual after people migrated out of Africa. It was probably Jesus! Just kidding.

Seriously, the scientists did stress that humans are all pretty much alike:
[S]everal scientists said, the new work shows just how small a biological difference is reflected by skin color. The newly found mutation involves a change of just one letter of DNA code out of the 3.1 billion letters in the human genome -- the complete instructions for making a human being.

Spot isn't sure what this means for spotted dogs, but he is pretty sure it means that trying to differentiate humans based on skin color is really, really stupid.

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