Sunday, April 23, 2006

Gas powered Bass-o-matic

Be the first guy on your block to get one. This is a gas powered blender with a reported 2.25 horsepower, more that some trolling motors!

Remember Dan Akryod on Saturday Night Live selling the Bass-o-matic blender designed to puree a whole bass? This baby would be perfect.

What better way to shatter the oppressive evening silence in, say, the BWCA, or perhaps a cozy campsite along a contemplative Minnesota river than to puree up a few bass?

Spot knows that you are all asking, boys and girls, Where can I get it? Your ever helpful friend Spotty will tell you. Just send Cabela's around three hundred bucks and they will send you one of your very own.

Clearly, nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

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