Friday, March 16, 2007

The scoundrel is revealed, at last!

In breaking news, Jeff Fecke of Blog of the Moderate Left, reports that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to virtually all unsolved crimes in United States history.

Among the heinous crimes he has admitted to, Mohammed confessed that he was the screenwriter for the massive stinker, Ishtar, a crime that has gone unsolved for years.

The Bush administration's "enhanced interrogation techniques" are undoubtedly the reason for this stunning admission.

Please be sure and see Jeff's post for a complete list of the misdeeds that have been finally solved.

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