Monday, August 25, 2008

Remind me where Iran is, okay?

The Old Soldier in today's Strib:

At three o'clock in the morning, when the telephone in the White House rings to tell the president of a major crisis in the world, I don't want him to have to put the call on hold while he calls the vice president to ask him what to do. That is why I'm voting for John McCain!


Right, Joe. Much better to hand it over to the reflexive geography-addled hot-head John McCain. A man who in 2000 people in your own party intimated was mentally unstable.

Spot will stick with the cool-as-ice lawyer and law professor over the Cold Warrior out past his freshness date anytime.

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